Satirical JournalismSome of the Wackiest Journos in DC

In the Houghton Library (at the great learning institute of Harvard) you will find a book called Des destinées de l’âme “Destinies of the Soul” in English that is...

In the Chiado neighborhood in the historic center of Lisbon, Portugal you will find the world’s oldest operating bookstore. The Guinness Book of World Records declared Livraria Bertrand the...

Finnegan was the last one. He watched silently as his best friends crawled into the small mouth of the cave. The extra tiny Oliver was first, followed by the...

Still doesn’t have stomach or nerve to defy Trump or cuckoo base Believes eating Chick-fil-A sandwiches stops the spread of Communism Suggests Cuba’s current problems are because they don’t...

MTP Breaking News July 3rd date will connect with July 4th Indepedence Day creating a longer period of national celebration — Biden suggests if you can’t find a Gaetz...

Editor’s Note: This opinion piece was penned by a longtime Empire News reader, and submitted to our op-ed department. In 2020 when our nation’s savior, Donald Trump, had the...

NEW YORK CITY, New York – Only a few hours after publicly announcing that he would be divorcing wife Lisa Bonet, superstar actor Jason Momoa (Aquaman) was photographed leaving...

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A leaked private recording was recently obtained exclusively by Empire News, wherein former President Donald Trump directly refers to recently acquitted teenage gunman Kyle Rittenhouse as...

CHICAGO, Illinois – Kraft Food Holdings, the parent company behind Kool-Aid Brands, has announced that their long-stand mascot, The Kool-Aid Man, will be modified to be the Kool-Aid Person...

BOSTON, MA Over a dozen people were hospitalized and 11 people were arrested after a massive celebration broke out in the streets of Boston on Friday. Last week, conservative...