Satire & News

Tucker Joe’s

The Fox News Network is proud to present its newest foray into investment diversity. Spearheaded by one of their most innovative propagators, Tucker Carlson, Fox & Friends are making controversial decisions to compete with the Liberal mainstay, Trader Joes. Tucker Joe’s will cater to right wing interests and sensibilities. “The store is prepped to boost…
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Satire & News

Destinies of the Soul

In the Houghton Library (at the great learning institute of Harvard) you will find a book called Des destinées de l’âme “Destinies of the Soul” in English that is bound in human skin. The book Destinies of the Soul was not the handiwork of a madman like the human skin lover Buffalo Bill from The […]

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The World’s Oldest Operating Bookstore — Centuries of Books and Ghosts

In the Chiado neighborhood in the historic center of Lisbon, Portugal you will find the world’s oldest operating bookstore. The Guinness Book of World Records declared Livraria Bertrand the oldest operating book store in the world in 2011. Whether Livraria Bertrand is faithfully a ghost friendly zone we can’t be for sure. However, we have […]

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The Cave

Finnegan was the last one. He watched silently as his best friends crawled into the small mouth of the cave. The extra tiny Oliver was first, followed by the leader and the toughest of the teenagers, Peter Salvador, known as Pizza Pete to his friends. Next was the weight challenged jokester with ginger hair that […]

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Lindsey Graham Declares He Will ‘Go to War’ to Defend Chick-fil-A — Says a Good Chicken Sandwich Is More Important Than To Protect Democracy

Still doesn’t have stomach or nerve to defy Trump or cuckoo base Believes eating Chick-fil-A sandwiches stops the spread of Communism Suggests Cuba’s current problems are because they don’t have Chick-fil-A restaurants Mad at Biden for not making it possible MTP Report. More as story unfolds further —

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Biden Signs Bill Making “Punch a Gaetz Day” A Federal Holiday

MTP Breaking News July 3rd date will connect with July 4th Indepedence Day creating a longer period of national celebration — Biden suggests if you can’t find a Gaetz to punch, replacements will be acceptable, such as Republicans with the name Cruz, McConnell, Graham, McCarthy, Paul, Cotton, Rubio, Kennedy, Hawley, Johnson, DeSantis, Gosar, Clyde, Hannity, […]

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