Satire & News

DISCREDIT RATING

The Trump campaign is running out of ideas to discredit Joe Biden as a Presidential candidate. Trying to brand him as a socialist didn’t take, saying he hates law and order and will destroy the police also fell on deaf ears, and Hunbter Biden is mostly played out. So none of it worked and time is getting very short — the election is in just two weeks.

So the Trump campaign needs something they can use against Biden and their desperation is being reflected in the ideas that are being floated:

Biden challenging Trump’s campaign 
manager to a fistfight.

 – Joe Biden worked as a border patrol agent in New Mexico during the 60s and let tens of thousands of immigrants in without checking for papers.

 – Biden was a major financial contributor to an anti-law organization called F-CK the PO-LICE.

 – That Joe Biden is a secret atheist who writes blasphemous poetry and posts anti-Jesus memes under the internet pseudonym, “H8rofGodxXx” 

 – That Joe Biden is working with a foreign government to get himself elected.

Okay, so they don’t think that last one is so bad but the rest of it would be inexcusable. The fact that none of it is true and is easily disproven with a simple web search doesn’t matter. They know no one who would vote for Donald Trump would ever do any research into anything so they can say whatever they like and it’ll just be taken at face value.

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Tucker Joe’s

The Fox News Network is proud to present its newest foray into investment diversity. Spearheaded by one of their most innovative propagators, Tucker Carlson, Fox & Friends are making controversial decisions to compete with the Liberal mainstay, Trader Joes. Tucker Joe’s will cater to right wing interests and sensibilities. “The store is prepped to boost…
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The Cave

Finnegan was the last one. He watched silently as his best friends crawled into the small mouth of the cave. The extra tiny Oliver was first, followed by the leader and the toughest of the teenagers, Peter Salvador, known as Pizza Pete to his friends. Next was the weight challenged jokester with ginger hair that […]

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