In the Houghton Library (at the great learning institute of Harvard) you will find a book called Des destinées de l’âme “Destinies of the Soul” in English that is bound in human skin. The book Destinies of the Soul was not the handiwork of a madman like the human skin lover Buffalo Bill from The […]

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In the Chiado neighborhood in the historic center of Lisbon, Portugal you will find the world’s oldest operating bookstore. The Guinness Book of World Records declared Livraria Bertrand the oldest operating book store in the world in 2011. Whether Livraria Bertrand is faithfully a ghost friendly zone we can’t be for sure. However, we have […]

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Finnegan was the last one. He watched silently as his best friends crawled into the small mouth of the cave. The extra tiny Oliver was first, followed by the leader and the toughest of the teenagers, Peter Salvador, known as Pizza Pete to his friends. Next was the weight challenged jokester with ginger hair that […]

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Still doesn’t have stomach or nerve to defy Trump or cuckoo base Believes eating Chick-fil-A sandwiches stops the spread of Communism Suggests Cuba’s current problems are because they don’t have Chick-fil-A restaurants Mad at Biden for not making it possible MTP Report. More as story unfolds further —

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MTP Breaking News July 3rd date will connect with July 4th Indepedence Day creating a longer period of national celebration — Biden suggests if you can’t find a Gaetz to punch, replacements will be acceptable, such as Republicans with the name Cruz, McConnell, Graham, McCarthy, Paul, Cotton, Rubio, Kennedy, Hawley, Johnson, DeSantis, Gosar, Clyde, Hannity, […]

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Editor’s Note: This opinion piece was penned by a longtime Empire News reader, and submitted to our op-ed department. In 2020 when our nation’s savior, Donald Trump, had the election stolen from him by ol’ Sleepy Joe, I was incensed. I voted for Trump. Everyone I know voted for Trump. It was clear that nobody…

NEW YORK CITY, New York – Only a few hours after publicly announcing that he would be divorcing wife Lisa Bonet, superstar actor Jason Momoa (Aquaman) was photographed leaving a club in New York City with SNL cast member and comedian Pete Davidson. Momoa and Bonet had been together for over 16 years, but didn’t…

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A leaked private recording was recently obtained exclusively by Empire News, wherein former President Donald Trump directly refers to recently acquitted teenage gunman Kyle Rittenhouse as a ‘Modern Day Hero.’ “Mr. Ex-President is, naturally, very excited about this outcome,” says an anonymous source. “He loves Kyle, and has consistently been referring to…

CHICAGO, Illinois – Kraft Food Holdings, the parent company behind Kool-Aid Brands, has announced that their long-stand mascot, The Kool-Aid Man, will be modified to be the Kool-Aid Person starting early next year. Extended pressure from left-wing groups, including The People’s Inclusion Group and Folks Against Transphobia have forced Kraft to retire their longtime mascot…

BOSTON, MA Over a dozen people were hospitalized and 11 people were arrested after a massive celebration broke out in the streets of Boston on Friday. Last week, conservative dickbag Rush Limbaugh announced he had late-stage lung cancer, and liberals across the country let out a massive cheer. In Boston, a public celebration took place…